Smorgasbord

Oh, folks, I have so many things I've collected recently that I just have to comment about.  Let's start with something that is a prime example of how humans exhibit more hubris than any other living thing on Earth.  Planes can crash!?!?  We still fly (myself included).  Driving drunk is a bad idea!?!?  Gimme the *hiccup* keys!  Some drugs can make you a face-eating, banshee-style wailing lunatic!?!?  And they're legal so they must be OK!?!?  Sweet!  Gimme the website.

Bath salts are all the rage and the link below can take you to some very interesting information about them.  I don't know why I'm so shocked.  We've been told for years that cigarettes contain rat poison and can kills us, but millions of Americans still inhale with glee.  Check this link out:

http://gma.yahoo.com/bath-salts-dangerous-drug-inccreasing-across-us-065109986--abc-news-health.html


Next are some fun items that contribute to the current backlash against a group of people who simply want to be given the same rights as other Americans.  Nothing is more fun than a kid who's about 5 singing "ain't no homo gonna get to heaven" and then getting a standing ovation.  Now THAT is having "choych," people.  Here's the link to that video.  Feel free to clap along: it's SO catchy!  Oh, this church doesn't condone hate, just hateful indoctrination of children.  C'mon, people, get it right.  Geez!

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/church-where-toddler-anti-gay-song-filmed-don-135427889.html



As many of my lovely readers may know, this sumbitch (that's how he would say it, I just know it) has a great idea for fencing in all the lesbians and queers.  What I love is that he says thinking of two men kissing makes him "pukin' sick!"  However, the thought of kissing him makes just about everyone, gay or straight, male or female, pukin' sick.  And I don't know about you, but when I get sick, I go for pukin' sick.  Go big or go home, as my girlfriend says.  Watch the fun at this man's church.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/pastor-delivers-anti-gay-rant-suggests-building-electric-142753831.html



The University of Texas has a school for pubic affairs.  I bet there is a wait-list to major in that!  I guess things like crabs and grooming are popular classes.  I'm not sure who ended up losing their job over this, but someone had to.  I'm wondering if a sneaky Aggie got a job at the printers where these were made and just couldn't help himself.  Check out these lovely programs:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/university-texas-apologizes-pubic-affairs-commencement-typo-183616371.html
 


I know this is going to shock many of you, but Congress is getting dumber.  Apparently, none would fare too well on the show "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader?"  If you haven't seen the movie IDIOCRACY, just know it's coming true faster than we think.  50 years!?!  Psssht!  We only need another 50 or so.  Check it out:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/upshot/congress-getting-dumber-184032926.html


Now, I'm one for everyone paying their fair share of taxes.  A flat percentage seems to be fair, but America just can't seem to get it down.  However, the French are leading the way with their amazing and Socialistic idea to tax the wealthy 75% of their income.  Yes, you read that correctly: 75%.  So when people are thinking of working hard to get high-paying jobs, they just say, "Meh, minimum wage is cool."  Who is going to go to med school over there??  Not me.  Screw that.  If I can just work in fast food and basically make the same as a guy who makes 4 times what I make, I'm gonna go all Kevin Spacey in American Beauty: "I want the least amount of responsibility possible."  I'm sorry, I'm not paying 75% of my money to any government just so they can spend it all crazy.  Uh uh.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/smith-baffled-proposed-french-tax-increase-god-bless-140144896.html


All right, friends, this catches us up on some of my WTF moments around the Interwebs.  I hope this made your trip to the potty a ton of fun!  Peace, peeps.